I’m neck deep in compost research and am yet to actually compost a darn thing. I know that I should be doing it for a variety of reasons. The two main reasons are keeping food scraps out of landfills and putting a hault on the purchase of commercial fertilizers.
One bit of information came as a surprise to me (maybe everyone else already knew this but just humor me), when you through your biodegradable or compostable food waste into your regular garbage, chances are it will never break down in the manner that one assumes. Landfills create an oxygen-deprived and chemical-laden environment, one that is not conducive to composting.
The basic idea of composting, to someone like me who doesn’t know any better, may seem simple. Save your kitchen scraps that are plant based, put them in a pile or a bin, turn the pile on occasion and voila…you have compost!
Unfortunately, it’s not that easy. The average household doesn’t generate the right mix of materials to successfully create compost. The mix should be 25% green (kitchen scraps, cut grass, etc) and 75% brown (dead leaves, straw, etc). The pile should be kept damp, by watering it about once a week. Damp, but not soaked. The pile should also be turned or fluffed once a week. This mixture and process create the environment needed to break down the items. Sounds like a lot of work, especially when it’s raining. Oh…and the compost pile goes dormant during the cold months. And, if you live in the city, where do you put the darn thing?
So, what’s a well intentioned, composting newby to do? Well, this sounds really gross to me, but all well seasoned, city composters are pointing to worms. That’s right, slimy, yucky worms.
I consulted my two male roommates, who are usually very supportive of my dirt inspired adventures, on the idea of bringing a worm compost system into our house and they looked at me like I’d just said I was going to let a bag of cobras loose in the living room. Apparently they’ll take some convincing.
Worm composting is said to be clean and odor free. There are a variety of pre-made worm composting bins that make it easy to separate the worms from the compost they’ve created and keep them contained in the bin. Worms can compost all the same material that you would put in a regular compost pile. It takes about 1/3 of the time and you don’t have to worry about keeping the correct mix of materials in the bin.
But, do the worms escape? I DON’T KNOW!!! But I haven’t read or heard of any horror stories yet.
So, I’ve ordered a worm bin. Sorry roommates. But, I promise it’s going to be the coolest experience you’ve ever had with worms. Just wait until I get a 10 pound bag of worms delivered via USPS….woohoo!
Our household chickens were raised in the living room, which was also accessible by the dogs. When someone was home, the cage was kept open and the chicks would perch on the edge, usually huddled together, lightly clucking. I like to think of this scene as Happy Hour. During Happy Hour, the dogs would put their noses right up to the line of fluffy chicks or sit silently watching them from a safe distance. Perhaps they weren’t sure if they should cuddle them or eat them. But either way, there weren’t any issues. The chicks were never made to be afraid of the dogs, so now that they’re grown and sharing the yard, they never run when the dogs come around. The dogs acted instinctively around them as chicks, handling their presence as they would a human baby. It’s hard to say why it’s worked so far or if they will continue living in harmony. But for now, we have dogs and chickens sharing a yard. In my mind, it’s due largely to introducing them to one another right away, so that the chickens would grow up unafraid of the dogs and the dogs would realize that the chickens were a part of our family and not just a a chew toy. 


When I finally bought a house of my own, in an urban neighborhood in Portland, Oregon, I couldn’t wait to get my hands in the dirt. I pictured tomato plants, salad greens, maybe some beans. A garden I could actually harvest something from, but still presentable and easy to maintain. While walking my dog in my new neighborhood, I came across a series of three houses that shocked and confused me. These three homes were grand in stature, well taken care of and completely lawn free. In the place where a lawn would normally be, there were carrots, kale, spinach, artichokes, zucchini, green beans, peas, sunflowers and more. Upon closer investigation, I realized that there were no clear definitions between these neighbors’ yards. Rows of vegetables crisscrossed all three properties, gutters from each house lead to joint rain catching barrels and rows of berries were lined up where a fence might normally go. I walked home equally inspired and defeated.